‘‘Their chemistry is also undeniable.’’
- Rhombus Rota
WHO TO CALL WHEN THE WORLD STARTS TO IMPLODE
(AND YOU’RE CRYING AT TESCO AT 11AM)
“First, I want you to understand that this is not a love story.”
From the moment Isabel, a Turkish international student who is a bundle of nerves, laid her eyes on Sophie, the most carefree, carpe-diem person you’ll ever meet, everything changed. Anyone who sees these unlikely people together would think they were best friends. But when feelings start to emerge, and boundaries get blurry, even music can’t save this sinking ship.
Who to Call When the World Starts to Implode (and You’re Crying at Tesco at 11am) is a messy play full of music, ADHD fuelled word vomit, and a kiss that changed everything. Disclaimer: no keyboards were harmed in the making of this production.
20th - 23rd of August 2026 | Baron’s Court Theatre
WRITTEN & DIRECTED BY GABRIELLE HOFMANN ORIGINAL MUSIC BY CIARA COGLEY
CAST
Nil Uzer
Isabel
chloe payne
Sophie
CREW
Director, Writer, and Co-Producer
Gabrielle Hofmann
Composer, Music Director and Co-Producer
Ciara Cogley
Sound Designer and Assistant Producer
Arne van der Esch
Set Designer
Laura Sheridan
Light Designer and Stage Manager
William Moses
Assistant Producer
Karol Stanisz
Intimacy Director
Habil Yaldaz